Nicknames for people I know (alphabetical order): |
| Dave "I like my modems fast and easy!" Baker |
| Julie "Butcher, Candlestick Maker," Baker |
| Kirk "Giga" Beitz |
| Kristin "Schmancy" Clancy |
| Tim "It's the Big Dog, baby!" Clancy |
| Robert "Up to my old shenanigans" Flanagan |
| Mike "Pound of" Fleischner Hat tip: johndoe |
| Scott Gazard"-ous waste removal" |
| Cindy "As good as" Gould |
| Michelle "Diffie-"Hillman |
| Dave "I need a shot of" Kaffine |
| Shannon "Helter" Kelter |
| John "The Holy" McGrail |
| Art "Fart Smeller" Mellor |
| Joe "From Minsk to" Milando |
| Geraldine "I'm not playing darts any" Moore |
| John "This is my" Reardon |
| Alan "Man of" Steele Hat tip: johndoe |
| Bonnie Steele "belted radial" Hat tip: johndoe |
| Mary Winslow "2000" |
Nicknames for people I don't know but nonetheless asked me to create a nickname (in order of receipt of request): |
| Maggie "Mayday" Geiswite (a pilot and aspiring astronaut) |
| Ali Arceneaux "and Old Lace" |
| Thomas "This one's definitely a" Keber |
| Doug "April showers bring May" Jowers |
| Jeff "Wanna" Hoerst "donut?" |
| Allison "My aim is true" Lawson |
| Charlie "The Tuna" Mack |
| Marvin "The Martian" Gross |
| Nicole "and Dime" Robson |
Nicknames for famous people (alphabetical order): |
| Lenny "Not that there's anything wrong with that..." Dykstra |
| Eric "Mister" Johnson |
| Sidney "I'm not a school girl!" Ponson |
| Fred "My achin'" Smoot Hat tip: dvb |
| Joe "Shh...I'm really a breast man" Theismann |
| Rob "Doubting" Thomas |
| Amani "It's not a" Toomer |
| Christopher "These boots were made for" Walken |